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It’s that time of year again! The time when we sit down to answer your questions about all things gender and sexuality, and hopefully help everyone to live their best joyful queer life. It’s hot pirate summer! Have you checked out our Our Flag Means Death podcast, The Gay Pirate Podcast yet?? Join our Patreon for more bonus content than you can shake a stick at, including a live watch of Hook on June 26th! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @thegaylyprophet Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Happy Pride, friends! Today we have an extra special treat for you: a discussion about the movie Birds of Prey or the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn, and also a bit about Wonder Woman (2017), but most of all feminism and glitter and feeding cishet men to hyenas. It’s hot pirate summer! Have you checked out our Our Flag Means Death podcast, The Gay Pirate Podcast yet?? Join our Patreon for more bonus content than you can shake a stick at, including a live watch of Hook on June 26th! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @thegaylyprophet

It’s summer vaycay! Stay tuned for some special Pride bonus episodes later in June, but other than that we are off til September! HOWEVER, the good news is that you can still hang out with us this summer, because we are making a limited run podcast about Our Flag Means Death, called The Gay Pirate Podcast! Also! If you’re hungry for more TGP content consider joining our Patreon, where we will be releasing super-extended cuts of our early episodes! Find The Gay Pirate Podcast at hashtagruthless.com/thegaypiratepodcast or wherever you listen! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media at instagram.com/thegaylyprophet and twitter.com/thegaylyprophet

This week we are discussing the second half of chapter 24 of Goblet of Fire, including: Ludo Bagman’s total himbo vibe, Hagrid’s wonderful dad, someone finally saying that Percy is poisoning Crouch, Aberforth’s weird goat fetish, and so much more! Find Play On podcasts here: https://ncpodcasts.com/playonpodcast Here’s that Cancel Culture video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkVYvp_CumI We are starting an Our Flag Means Death podcast! Subscribe to The Gay Pirate Podcast wherever you listen! PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie’s injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark’s tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Welcome to a very special bonus episode, where you all get to listen to our Patreon-only Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers! If you like what you hear, consider joining our patreon! This episode is about BTVS S4E17, Superstar. In which: Anya makes a great pun, Jonathan is the hero of this whole season, everyone makes some Choices when it comes to outfits, and so much more! Read to the bottom of this description for links to all the outfits in question. This week’s interstitial music is Semi-charmed Life by Third Eye Blind Join our Patreon at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet You can preorder Under the Bed Tarot at hashtagruthless.com/shop Find out everything you want to know, and buy our merch at hashtagruthless.com Like this podcast? Check out our Simon Snow podcast, EsGAYpe From Reality! Follow us on social media: instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Intro Music credit: Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-courseLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Edited from the original- Here’s the collage, complete with mountain lion: https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/albums/Season%204/Buffy%20the%20Vampire%20Slayer%20Episode%2017%20Superstar/BtVS_S4_E17_0762.jpg And here are most of the outfits we discussed: https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=56538 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58180 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58677 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=57372 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=57256 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58643 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=59774 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58409

Today we are discussing the first half of chapter 24 of Goblet of Fire, including: the chronic issue of incomplete allegories in these books, the true story of eye of newt, the introduction of cottage core dream witch Professor Grubbly-Plank, and so much more! Read about eye of newt and stuff here: people.howstuffworks.com/is-eye-of-newt-real-thing.htm PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie’s injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark’s tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the second half of chapter 23 of Goblet of Fire, in which: Ron showcases his worst impulses, Snape gets on the bad side of the fae, Padma and Parvati deserved so much better, did we mention how bad Ron’s behavior is? And so much more! PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie’s injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark’s tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week we are discussing the first half of chapter 23 of Goblet of Fire, because this chapter is long AF and also dense AF. Tune in for discussions about the differences between witch robes and dresses, Hermione’s teen movie glow up, Pigwidgeon being the pit bull of owls, and to learn all about the different types of twilight*, along with so much more! *the third kind of twilight is astroNOMical twilight, not astroLOGical twilight, but Lark is a witch and these things happen, kthx. PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie’s injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark’s tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 22 of Goblet of Fire, aka the misogyny chapter, aka the one where Hermione should just be done with Ron and Harry forever, aka the one where everyone is so mean to Neville FOR NO REASON, aka the one where at least we get to see Harry in a bisexual panic. PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie’s injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark’s tarot Kickstarter ends tomorrow, March 9th! You can support it at tinyurl.com/underthebedtarot -Missed the Kickstarter? That’s okay! You can preorder the deck in our shop! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week we were joined by Frankey Smith, aka Fantastic Frankey, aka The Fanboy Fighter, and you are all in for a real treat!!! Listen now for our discussion of chapter 21 of Goblet of Fire, including: Ron Weasley’s foolishness, whether or not skrewts would hibernate, the queerness of The Cursed Child, Hermione’s brilliance, and so much more! Find Frankey on fanboyfighter.com and on all the social platforms @fantasticfrankey PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie’s injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week we are discussing chapter 20 of Goblet of Fire, including: irresponsible dragon keeping, ELLIPSES, our disdain for the way Hermione is treated, McGonagall being tender for the first time, and so much more! Lark’s tarot deck Kickstarter is officially here!!! Check it out now at tinyurl.com/underthebedtarot Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 19 of Goblet of Fire, including: Harry’s #Mood being extremely relatable, Hagrid having the best day of her life, the absolute nightmare that is detention at Hogwarts, Hermione being too good for Harry, and so much more! 🔮Keep up to date on Lark’s tarot deck at tinyurl.com/underthebedtarot and by following him at instagram.com/larkmalakai —The Kickstarter launches on February 8th! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 18 of Goblet of Fire, including: Rita Skeeter, the girth of Viktor Krum’s wand, the fact that Cedric is sOoOoO hAnDsoMe, some good speculation about what can be used as wand cores, and so much more! 🔮Keep up to date on Lark’s tarot deck at tinyurl.com/underthebedtarot and by following him at instagram.com/larkmalakai —The Kickstarter launches on February 8th! Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 17 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including: the extreme overuse of ellipses in this chapter…the very low key investigation into whether Harry put his name in the Goblet of Fire…more questions about portraits…and so much more! Info about our New Years Day livestream can be found on our social media or at hashtagruthless.com/NYD Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week’s episode was (mostly) recorded live on Halloween! (Everything except the politics section, which we recorded later). In addition to our usual delightful insights, this episode also includes the introduction of our new Personals section and a rare Horoscopes section! Please note: in the politics section we discussed the lack of “foreign” food at Hogwarts, which included us making fun of Ron (and white people generally) who can’t handle the idea of such foods. We should have but failed to include a note that there are lots of reasons that folks can be unable to try new foods, and that that is totally valid. Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 15 of Goblet of Fire, including: Why do the Beauxbatons’ horses only drink whiskey? Is the Imperius curse just drugs? Is Karkaroff actually a Disney villain? What is going on with the education at this god damn school?? And so much more! Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 14 of Goblet of Fire, including the introduction of S.P.E.W and our wish for Hermione to have had an angry vegan phase instead, a theory about Fake Moody, lots of love for Neville Longbottom, and so much more! Do you want to help with transcriptions? Find all the info at hashtagruthless.com/transcriptions Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 13 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including: a desperate need for education reform; dubious astrology; a history of ferrets; blast-ended skrewts; and so much more! Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 12 of Goblet of Fire, including: Harry Potter’s disgusting habits; some theories on how the Sorting Hat uses its time between sorting ceremonies; Hagrid’s coat of many rodents; ghost clothes; and more! Here’s all the info you need about our Halloween specials: 🎃 Tickets for our live show are available now at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-gayly-prophet-live-tickets-193735998587 🎃 We will be on instagram live for a Mad Tea Party on October 29th! Join us for spooky madlibs and tea! 🎃 Make a donation of any amount by the end of the month and Jessie will send you a handmade card with a spooky animal fact inside! 🎃 Our sticker of the month is, of course, Halloween themed! Join our sticker club by the 31st to get one! Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Exactly what kind of competition are Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and Beauxbatons in? Will cat carriers ever become a thing in the witching world? Has Arthur Weasley been a corrupt cop this whole time? Will Harry every read a f*cking book? Find out in this week’s episode of The Gayly Prophet! Stay tuned for updates on our upcoming Halloween Live Show!!! Make a donation on our website by October 31st to receive a spooky animal fact in the mail! Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-