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Jeff starts by commending Dorinda on a well-played practical joke at their hotel. Plus, they talk about Jeff's travel adventures to NYC and Dorinda reveals how a wine spill at Buckingham Palace led to her meeting her ex, John. Then, Melissa joins to discuss Joe's bad driving habits, keeping bathroom activities a mystery, and getting work done.

Jeff starts out with Mercedes and Megan and they discuss Jeff's experience with the pain management doctor, MJ's nose, and Krista's theory about popular kids. Later, Jen and new friend Joey join to hear Jeff's apology to Jamison. Plus, Jeff shares his experience with his puppy, Toby, and a frightening experience on Wilshire.

Jeff updates Brandy and Julie about his new puppy, Toby. Plus, the chumps chat about the graffiti on Chaz Dean's billboard and lazer hair removal. Later, Tori joins to talk about subscribing to Denise Richards' OnlyFans and the experience with her full body scan.

Jeff wastes no time asking Lea and Jen what they think about Shane's mysterious lip bruises. They also chat about the jewelry literature Lea brought for Monroe, trash bin drama, and the headstone scam update. Plus, Jeff shows off his gentle side talking about his new puppy with Doug and Zach. 

Jeff and Megan got their Prenuvo scan results back! Jeff has a reptile situation at the new house, plus Anthony and Jerry have a theory about the leaks in Jeff's rental. Later, Shannon Beador opens up about oral sex and her recent breakup. 

In this episode, Jeff rants about the appropriate amount of napkins that should be in a donut bag and the protestors at Century City Mall. Later, Amanda defends her application for Chump candidacy.

In this episode, Jeff starts with Missi, Megan, and Shane discussing Missi's lost glasses, dry January, and  parking etiquette. Then, Jeff and Chaz Dean reflect on reconnecting after their friendship pause, Todd gives in to cleaning out the gutters in the rain, and Shane is violently hungover.

It's a new year, but the same Jeff. Jeff and the chumps recap their New Year's Eve activities including Jeff paying off a stranger to drive him home, gogo boy tipping etiquette, and losing house keys. Plus, Jeff reveals that he and Chef Stu are off pause... yet again.

Jeff is thrilled to have Your Honor back after her long stint away focusing on being a mom. The chumps chat about whether or not they like their men wearing cologne, the possible new "Hollywood Houselift" shooting schedule, and New Year's resolutions. Plus, Your Honor lets Jeff know exactly when he's out of order. 

Jerry tells the story of when he tried to name drop Jeff   at Exotic Dreams Resorts  but it back-fired, and Anthony teaches the chumps what a "side pocket" is. Later,  Jeff shares his New Year's resolutions and a recent incident he had in his car.

Jeff  and the chumps recap last night at Adrienne Maloof's holiday party, Megan explains why she couldn't make it, and Jeff reflects on how he's feeling as he embarks upon the holiday season... solo. 

The Chumps discuss their Friday night at Luann de Lesseps' cabaret show and recount how early they arrived, how Lu's team wanted Jeff's comps back, and Jeff's run in with Brad Goreski. Plus, MJ's hair debacle and where she ended up by the end of the evening. 

It's all cabaret as Jeff and Luann talk about her show dates in Los Angeles.  Plus, Luann and the chumps discuss giving the gift of life experiences, how things went at Monroe's holiday concert, and updates with Luann's family and the men in her life.

Jeff and the chumps are in New York City! Jeff shares his side of the story regarding Watch What Happens Live! with Bethenny Frankel, and later divulges the inappropriate texts that G*ge was threatening to expose. 

The Chumps recap last night's Cook & Kibbitz at Megan's. Jeff   shares a carpool faux pas, and an update on where he stands with Gage. Later, the crew discusses cults, analogies, and whether your phone should face up or down when you're with your partner.

Doug gives an update on his humidifier journey, Carnie was almost a lesbian and had a lot of gas last night, plus Jeff   and the chumps candidly say what they're thankful for.

Jeff welcomes "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles" star Tracy to the crazy to talk about her and Megan's weight loss journey with Mounjaro, Jeff's approach to getting out of Elf on the Shelf this Christmas, and finding love at The Abbey. Then, the mood shifts as Jeff recounts feelings of betrayal after discovering scathing texts from family about him and his parenting.

Megan is out "sick",  Jeff  doubles down on wanting to kill Stu, Jackie gives the chumps an update on her Botox and the gay birds in her yard. Plus,  Jeff is on a solo excursion this weekend, and Jamison clearly hasn't learned anything from HR's sexual harassment training.

Patti gives the chumps an update on her relationship. Plus tips on love, dating apps, blowjobs, being skinny in Hollywood, and more! 

Elisabeth questions why she always comes back on the show,  Jeff isn't sure if he'll be in a couple's or solo Halloween costume  this year, Doug thinks everyone should bring their psychic to  Disneyland, and Jeff has a theory about who his neighborhood Watcher may be...