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Summer is over and Rich & Nicole have SO much to catch up on and share with you! Rich engages his ‘Rules are for Fools’ mantra especially when it comes his kids, while Nicole sees a little rule bending is more for a well rounded teenager. Nicole has a close call on vacation with her honest child - the truthteller Keegan - and you’ll find out who wants to be heard, helped or held and who definitely does NOT want their problems solved by humping away. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole think Jesus must've been HOT and wonder if he had a successful carpentry brand. Speaking of Jesus, what do you do as parents when your spiritual values differ? Matt and Nicole found out in public and in a pool. Rich has some negative thoughts about 20-year-olds and feels elevated for being turned on by well-supplied moms. If you have bandaids, play-doh, sticky notes, hair clips, and snacks, YOU are now the snack! Nicole unlocked a Keegan core memory in Top That, and Rich is devastated to not be the king of his home anymore.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back this week. LET'S GO!  Hawk Tuah Girl is also back but has been caught in a lie. Nicole and Rich fangirl over Costco and Kirkland and the worthwhile struggle it is to shop there while living in New York. Nicole wants to be besties with Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy but feels conflicted about it. They dissect studies on which professions cheat the most in their relationships and what to do the moment another school mom aggressively renames your child. It's spicy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole have the case of the Mondays on a Thursday. Someone get these adult kids a drink! Oscar De La Hoya’s latest banana hammock look reminded Rich of De La Hoya’s fishnet look that he wore for a Halloween party years ago. This was the same Halloween party he and Nicole made-out with the same person. Nicole coined the term Manties: panties for men—but on a more serious note, Nicole's whole household is sick, and ZICAM is saving the day! Please sponsor us! Lastly, parents, when do you tell your kids that Santa is not real or that the cover singer who looks like Taylor Swift at the park isn't her? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole is stressed, and Rich is chilling while they reminisce and blush over Saved by the Bell. Together, they salivate over handsome actors over 50: Rob Lowe, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Stamos, Idris Elba, Josh Brolin, and more! Rich advises all the parents to open a 529 plan for their kids, and just in case you don't know what that is, a 529 plan is a tax-advantaged savings account designed to be used for the beneficiary's education expenses. We get into Raygun, Snoop Dogg Skechers, and naggy gift-giving grandparents. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole get emotional today with Rich’s lovely wife, Sarahhh… But not before covering the story of a fitness girl who brought her Tupperware to a first date. Together, Rich and Nicole take us down memory lane, reminiscing on the different people they’ve dated and breaking down an etiquette list for parents to teach their kids. Sarah gets vulnerable with us and teaches us a lesson on the real meaning of self-care. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich invite the very thoughtful Lindsey Cormack onto the podcast today and discuss the importance of being able to have difficult conversations with your kids. Lindsey Cormack's book, How to Raise a Citizen (And Why It's Up to You to Do It), speaks directly to an America in which civic knowledge is alarmingly sparse and many people dread politics. Nicole and Rich might dread talking about this topic with their kids, but Lindsey proposes they shouldn't have to. This book is a tool for parents, educators, and anyone eager to fill this gap. Never fear, we still hear Rich's List and F**k If We Know.   You can find Lindsey's book here: https://howtoraiseacitizen.com/ Follow on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/howtoraiseacitizen/ Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are winning, saying wazzup and welcoming the new Hawk Tuah girl, Buffet Bae. Sorry, not sorry, we are still obsessed with Snoop Dogg and his role in the Olympics. On a funnier yet more serious note, Nicole shares what Matt told her one night after the kids went to bed, and what he said was so spicy! You'll just have to listen. Rich is worried that his wife, Sarah, is refusing to lie to their kids or omitting the truth. They become privy to the latest slang word, combining slay and living, making the word sliving. And we want to know: how would you react to dropping a cake on your kids' special day? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are feeling shiny, not in the Rihanna shine bright like a diamond way, but more in the sweaty, shiny-looking way that Hailey Bieber is encouraging the masses to look like. Together, they marvel at nose jobs on social media and how they seem to be heightening people’s human experience. Like the rest of the world, Nicole and Rich are impressed by French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati and can agree that he took an L at the Olympics, but obtained a W in life! They answer questions from the Have Kids They Said... Facebook group and drop some wisdom on negotiating with your kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back this week, with round 2 coming up. Rich shares that his wife, Sarah, and he went out to eat AYCE (all you can eat) sushi, and while Sarah was able to house a lumberjack-sized portion of sushi, Rich was getting woozy here! Nicole might have the funniest "Top That" moment in the history of this podcast, but Rich wants her to under promise and overdeliver. Together, they dig into the trending Trad Wives, Keegan and Hydrocortisone, and a haunted Uber ride. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich wonder if you have ever bumped into a celebrity and if they have ever made you feel like you’ve made their day. Rich shares a little about his experience while stopping by Mort’s in Tarzana, CA. Nicole adds to Rich’s list of the week as she gushes over the Olympics this year. We discuss Snoop Dogg, the many Olympians sharing a single bathroom in their housing, and Rich’s overall spicy take on the Olympics. Together, they answer one parent's plea for help as her daughter develops an attitude as she becomes teen, a 7-year-old's new-found hygiene routine, and a couple’s split guilt.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole welcome the very hilarious and delightful Joe Gatto (Comedian, Actor, Impractical Jokers) back on the show! While catching up with Joe, we chatted about his fun new book available for presale called Where’s Bearry?, co-created with his kids! We dig into his stand-up comedy tour kicking off next month and answer your fan questions for Joe, Nicole, and Rich! Just like in Where’s Bearry?, without spoilers, we learn a little more about how to cope!   Pre Order your copy of Where’s Bearry? https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/734484/wheres-bearry-by-joe-gatto-illustrated-by-luke-flowers/   Check out more on Joe’s tour here:  https://www.joegattoofficial.com/#tour Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich reminisce on past relationships, connecting how we all pretend to be interested in something like Gin and Tonic, The Grateful Dead, or certain TV shows, knowing very well that it is a lie. The two shared the time their families spent together while Rich was back in New York last week, and yes, it involved shrooms and a glass shard in Rich's drink. Nicole's "hate that" moment this week involves a text message she received last night that is completely bonkers. Rich lays down a list of things not to say in front of your kids, and we are curious if you score as badly as Nicole did. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back in the studio for a very special Have Kids, They Said... episode! Nicole sets the record straight, triple-checks the facts with the help of listeners, and gets to the bottom of Bill Nance, the famous fisherman, and Jim Nantz, the famous American sportscaster. Some might say that Rich is dealing with the consequences of his choices by going on the longest road trip ever with his babies and can’t understand why they aren’t always in the best of moods. Stanley T. from the Morning Mashup makes a special appearance and drops some parental wisdom that Nicole and Rich truly appreciate. Nicole and Rich may have just found their parenting Yoda! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich is still on vacation and on a side quest to get to New York to visit Nicole; meanwhile, “Evil Rich Davis” is co-hosting today, aka Nicole’s husband Matty Ryan. Matt shares how the kids and he cried about having to leave their family vacation and the Outer Banks, while Nicole seemed pretty okay with it. Together, they go through Nicole’s list of the week, answer listener fan questions on pet peeves, and share the origins of their love story. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Hello friends, Nicole and Rich are still on the road, but never fear; the podcast is here! Nicole might not know who Jim Nantz is, but at least she doesn't get the nervous farts from indecisive food ordering like Rich. Together they dive into witnessing how other parents discipline their children, irrational tantrums, passenger princesses and what they hate: is it Matty or Daddy? Nicole shares the wildest "Top That" story she has ever experienced! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are on the road this week and absolutely not out of pocket (whatever that means!) with plenty of beachy, ice cream and vacation vibes. Nicole witnessed the best fireworks ever in the history of the world, while Rich reveals the worst thing you can think about when you’re at the water park this summer. We also hear your parenting questions about wedding invitation etiquette, riptides at the beach and what are your kids pressuring you for!? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are off this week on holiday! In the meantime, Rich, Sarah, and the babies have road trip stories to share, question if you can use the phrase crybaby, and dabble in road trip snacks! From HKTS, we want to wish you a happy Independence Day! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

The Hawk Tuah girl reigns supreme this week and has Nicole questioning what her technique is truly used for. As the heat rages on, the team reminisces on ice cream truck goodies such as the Wrestling Ice Cream Sandwiches, Blue Bunny Tweety Bird Ice Cream Bars, and Otter Pops. Rich introduces us to pebbling and a new game called Bullshit or Beautiful, and spoiler alert: Nicole is thrilled! Together, they examine an experiment of a couple who said yes to their kids all day. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

It is officially summertime and Nicole and Rich are glowing! This heat has proven to us that there are some comforts worth paying for, like that enormous electric bill for a cool cool AC. Justin Timberlake was pulled over and identified as the Trolls movie star and Nicole could not get past it! Rich asks what some non-negotiables in a partner are and while he doesn’t care for someone who asks their family for everything, Nicole won’t date a sober bro. And Nicole was today years old when Rich taught her what an Adios Motherf**ker cocktail is. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. https://link.chtbl.com/hktspod Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm