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Nicole and Rich wrap up your week with the best "Top That" stories, guaranteed to make you laugh heartily at relatable moments, such as nude encounters in the locker room or sitting too close to a person you know farting in public. Nicole reminded us to advocate for ourselves; if the masseuse is cooking you because your massage bed is too hot, say something. If your name is Lyndsey and not Ryndey, say something. Rich went swimming for compliments and came out dry, but at least he was able to reminisce on his favorite childhood movies. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of Peanut the squirrel, No-Nut November, and why it is important to acknowledge the little things a partner does for you in a relationship. Nicole and Brittany discussed their son's friendship and their nickname, The God Squad. Producer Jess presented a new segment called TV Dad's Face Off, putting Tony Soprano and Bandit from Bluey head-to-head. Lastly, Nicole, Rich and Brittany answer listener questions about family and the holidays. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on backwards twice, and his teacher informed Nicole that Keegan is unorganized, like her. Frighteningly, Rich broke his daughter’s trust while cutting her nails and now owes her a shopping spree. Nicole shares her spooky story of arriving at a Morning Mash Up recording an hour early, all due to the haunting of daughter Parker’s cornet. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back this week and have some spooky answers to your questions. Rich shared with us how his kids expect a new costume for every spooky event they attend and updated us on his wife's Sarah's Trunk or Treat Slime creation. Rich and Sarah are waiting to hear back if she slayed the competition. Nicole provided insightful responses to listeners, addressing topics such as: Am I a bad parent? How long should your kids sleep in your bed, and who should watch my kids if they are sick often? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift concert this past weekend and the tears that were had. They confirm our official podcast listeners' name from a 74 percent voter sweep on Instagram. Rich wasn’t sold and called fake news on these poll results, but make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok anyway! In another meld episode, Rich shared his list of the week, and Nicole wowed with her airport top that story. Just in case you didn’t know, Leo is Nicole’s dog. Rich asked the listeners, Where do you draw the line for spooky movies with your kids this spooky season? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich is back with a very special co-host, Matt Ryan! Nicole couldn't make this episode, so her husband Matt stepped up to the plate. The fellas talk travel, Halloween with the Ryan family, and without a doubt the mayhem in the baseball world. Rich and Matt reminisced on the Mets game they attended together last week, poser Dodger fans, and ring up Rich's lovely wife Sarah to intervene on her current obsession, decorating for Trunk or Treat. Sarah is on a Trunk or Treat path of revenge; she will not be snubbed again like last year!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

This week Nicole and Rich are back, and Nicole shares with everyone how the couple's trip went, that Rich was supposed to buy airplane tickets for many moons ago. Listeners, brace yourselves because today's episode is a FULL hybrid episode. You can say this is a mashup episode of its own. As baseball season rapidly heats up, Rich is headed to New York to catch the Mets games and surf on Nicole's couch. Nicole and Rich want to know, as Halloween approaches, which candy are you stealing from your kids? NAD+ is an anti-aging shot that Rich just discovered, and now he and Nicole will be investigating. Nicole shared songs Parker wrote when she was little, and Rich shared a few songs Emmy just wrote too. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

We’re back with Nicole and Rich, and they have a PSA: If you’re a teacher, don’t make kids feel afraid to ask to use the restroom. Nicole is still apologizing to her ex-childhood friend Mary Beth for splashing pee all over her. Rich hates that his daughter Emmy is no longer into rainbows, unicorns, and Bluey because she just wants to be sassy! The saga of Nicole’s son Keegan continued this week, and the chaos that ensued did not disappoint. Laughing gas, a sweaty Nicole, and an over communicative dentist led to the most chaotic dentist experience yet! Rich proposed we eat everything in our pantry and only that for a month. Nicole was mortified. Rich wants you all to know that he is the perfect husband. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

This week Nicole and Rich asked themselves, ‘Is Candy Corn a perverted candy?’. Rich shared with Nicole how he’s celebrating his 45th birthday by booking an appointment for a colonoscopy. Nicole and Rich question whether or not you have to go to every event your kid has and help a mother figure out how to act when she thinks her kid is ugly. Nicole is worried her son Keegan is becoming a pathological liar, and they discuss how to handle a kid who can’t stop lying. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole isn't sold. She is giving all of you, listeners, until next week to lock in your Have Kids They Said.. fan name. Nicole's son, Keagan, AKA Baby Bruno, is sick, leading to a barf sesh all over Nicole and Matty's fresh linens. In December, Rich is volunteering to be in the school's lion mascot costume, and he can't wait to shine! He might be planning his dance moves as you read this. You don't need to be a parent to enjoy this show. Share the podcast with your friends! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole’s daughter Parker has taken on the Cornet, just in time for cold winters in their New York City apartment. Rich brought a special guest to today's episode—not just his lovely wife Sarah, but the Mets baseball game on his cellphone. Nicole’s husband, Matty, helped answer a listener's question on what to do when one has a narcissistic mother-in-law and nude friendly family members. Sarah reveals her stance on Rich's prompt from last week asking if it is cheating to have an orgasm by being danced on by a stripper. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole’s separate households are starting to look like sports bars, as the husbands migrate all their TVs into the living room for football Sundays. Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess are upset at Henry Ford for cementing the 8-hour workday and 5-day workweek on September 25th, 1926. They listen to a moment with pop songstress Katy Perry and how life has brought her to motherhood singing Bluey songs and loving her little family with daughter Daisy and husband Orlando Bloom. Nicole reads some spicy aggressive texts between moms at her kids school and Rich poses a question involving hard-boiled eggs. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich have a PSA for all of you parents out there: don't be the last one to pick up your kids from school; it's not cool. Rich's daughter Emmy finally lost her first tooth, and if the "Tooth Fairy" was just little more inebriated, she might've given Emmy $100. The aftermath of the Diddy scandal has sent Nicole and Rich down a baby oil spiral. Also, what do you do when your child has friends that are twins? A listener questions if you have to invite both of them to your child's birthday party. Rich reveals the most embarrassing moment he had at a strip club, and it has us all divided. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole go over possible fan name submissions; will you be the B*tches, Villagers, or The Haves? We appreciate the submissions and keep them coming. Nicole hated how her husband Matt approached disciplining their son Keegan over a low test grade. Rich proposes to Nicole, producer Jess, and all of you, that we should record a live show at the SiriusXM Las Vegas. Should we? As a parent, what would you do if you were being intimate with your partner and all of a sudden your child called out for you? Rich and Nicole troubleshoot that scenario for you and you won’t believe Nicole’s Top That story this week. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are starting your week strong with scorching hot tea from special guest Mark Zito from the podcast, This Is Happening. Today's episode quickly became a Jerry Springer show because Rich still hasn't bought his vacation flight tickets. Ryze Mushroom Instagram ads have influenced Rich, and he'll report back if the coffee is a hit or miss. Nicole advises Rich to get off the podcast recording immediately, to call his daughter Emmy's school after Rich shares her latest interaction with another kid at school. Plus, please keep the listener's name suggestions coming! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back with special guest, singer, songwriter, and actress, Halsey. Halsey shares her journey as a first-time mom, what it is like to tour with her son, and playing with Legos. Nicole asks her son Keegan about his out-of-this-world birthday wishlist. Rich hates that his kids are starting to tell him that he doesn’t know anything about music, Taylor Swift, or anything really, and Rich needs people to have a respectable foot game in an airplane; just keep them covered and off of people’s armrests. Nicole reveals Keegan was born at 4:20, to Matt’s delight. Plus, we still need you, listener, to give us your podcast listener name. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole is probably still shaking from the trauma she endured on her son Keegan's birthday yesterday. She needs a hug from all of you ASAP! Today gets emotional as Rich and Nicole take a beat to reflect on their parenting style. Never fear, we keep up the cheer with chats about the Miami Dolphins, the California heat, J.D. Vance's Nips, Rich's high school girlfriend's manifestation of his career in broadcasting, and so much more! Plus, listener, what would you like to be called? We want to know! Write in. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Summer is over and Rich & Nicole have SO much to catch up on and share with you! Rich engages his ‘Rules are for Fools’ mantra especially when it comes his kids, while Nicole sees a little rule bending is more for a well rounded teenager. Nicole has a close call on vacation with her honest child - the truthteller Keegan - and you’ll find out who wants to be heard, helped or held and who definitely does NOT want their problems solved by humping away. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole think Jesus must've been HOT and wonder if he had a successful carpentry brand. Speaking of Jesus, what do you do as parents when your spiritual values differ? Matt and Nicole found out in public and in a pool. Rich has some negative thoughts about 20-year-olds and feels elevated for being turned on by well-supplied moms. If you have bandaids, play-doh, sticky notes, hair clips, and snacks, YOU are now the snack! Nicole unlocked a Keegan core memory in Top That, and Rich is devastated to not be the king of his home anymore.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back this week. LET'S GO!  Hawk Tuah Girl is also back but has been caught in a lie. Nicole and Rich fangirl over Costco and Kirkland and the worthwhile struggle it is to shop there while living in New York. Nicole wants to be besties with Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy but feels conflicted about it. They dissect studies on which professions cheat the most in their relationships and what to do the moment another school mom aggressively renames your child. It's spicy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm