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We interrupt our regular podcast this week for a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. The SLC reunion looks dropped, so Casey and Danielle dropped everything and ran to fashion stylist/ Bravo lover/ icon Brad Goreski to break down every step and unfortunately mostly missteps to ask the biggest question on all of our minds …what was the theme? 

What a time to be alive and a member of the Housewives Universe! Our gals are dressing to impress on Project Runway one minute and laughing at a hubby motorboating a cleavage cake the next. Danielle and Casey are riding solo this week and come bearing an apology for having not jumped on the Miami train. Bienvenidos a Miami! They stand corrected and are IN. Finally, some actual wealth for our eyes to gaze upon! They talk Salt Lake, Orange County and Danielle makes a selfless indecent proposal. Enjoy!

Though the new year has started off rough for Danielle, Vicki Gunvlalson and Meghan King Edmonds, Casey had a wild and microdosed Christmas and lived to tell the tale. We are also joined by pod fave Ana Ortiz, who has many thoughts on Heather's tight pony, Meredith's insane feathers and suitcases full of cheese. Plus how many rebrand parties is Whitney going to have for Iris and Beau? Or is it Wildrose? Also there's Noella, who whispered through a whole scene, on television.  We can't get enough.  Get your tickets to Bitch Sesh: Wet January Live From Home at Looped.com January 27th 530PST/830EST

And just like that, it's our last episode before the holidays. Casey and Danielle are joined by the brightest of lights, writer/actress Jamie Brunton who has taken a strong dance on Sex and The City Part 900. They discuss Salt Lake in all its wedged salad glory and overstuffed luxury-filled closets and Orange County and Terry's belief that he "looks better than he did ten years ago, due to botox." As Danielle says, "Don't get high on your own supply, Terry!" Wishing you a safe, healthy and happy holiday. We are grateful to you all and this community. Here's to 2022 and even brighter days ahead (including the return of New Jersey!) 

Casey and Danielle are joined by the one and only Michelle Collins. She is a sage and a light and where is her hair ad already?? The gals discuss episode 2 of Orange County - specifically Heather’s failed sushi party and her quitting and rejoining of the franchise. The good news is Terry’s still wearing leather jackets! They talk Salt Lake, the return of Sex and The City and some tougher comments Danielle’s daughter made to…Danielle. 

Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa and Merry Christmas because Casey and Danielle have a double-sized ep for you, thanks to the manna from heaven Bravo has gifted us with. Where to start?! We'll tell you where. With an explosive boot on the ground. An anonymous guest who will ensure the podcast is nominated for another People's Choice Award. Then the gals are graced by Dave Quinn, author of the book Casey wants to be buried with, It's Not All Diamonds and Rose. Together they all free-fall into Hulu's new doc The Housewife and the Shah Shocker, Salt Lake, Potomac and the EXPLOSIVE debut of Nicki Minaj, the season premiere of Orange County and Ultimate Girls Trip. How did we get so lucky???!!!! 

Casey and Danielle are guest-less this episode as is only right for an episode of this gravitas. Still recovering from the 50-hour bus ride to hell (Vail) where secrets were revealed, six lawyers were called and a bag of Cheetos became a character, they’re honestly spent. Is Meredith still in the bath as we speak? Most likely. Plus they discuss a Gizelle and Karen moment that brought tears to our eyes and the breeziest show that they’ve ever laid eyes on, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip!!!! Lastly, 'tis the season for Casey and Danielle's unauthorized Favorite Things segment. Enjoy!HOLIDAY MERCH LINK:you not YOU: https://www.teepublic.com/crewneck-sweatshirt/25676406-you-not-you?ref_id=6572Bitch Sesh Logo: https://www.teepublic.com/crewneck-sweatshirt/25673597-bitch-sesh-20?ref_id=6572

Casey and Danielle are joined by comedian, housewife impressionist and now author Amy Phillips to discuss the episode we’ve all been waiting for- The Shah-rest!!! Plus Mary puts on an awkward Italian feast that makes the Capri room at Bucca di Beppo look like heaven and they all try to figure out how the missionary position can in the forfeits words of Wendy Osefo “beat that puss to a pulp”. 

Casey is back from NYC and fresh off of her appearance with one Whitney Rose on the ground zero of the Bravo universe, Watch What Happens Live. She and Danielle then have the misunderstanding of a lifetime. That they are still working through. They are then joined by the lovely delightful Rae Sanni whose razor-sharp observations cut like a knife. The knife of truth.To donate to our Baby 2 Baby Bitch Sesh Holiday Fundraiser please click on this link:Baby2Baby | Bitch Sesh Family2Family  Or head to Casey or Danielle’s Instagram. Link in bio. @caseyrosewilson and @daniellecarolineschneider Thank you for your support. As always, you are all beautiful, caring souls. Let’s do this!

It's part THREEEE of the RHBH reunion and we have none other than fan fave Leslie Grossman (American Horror Story) in the virtual nook giving us all her hot takes on Erika's two types of voices, her Sutton journey and Big Kathy's Big shadow. Plus we talk about our love for Mia and our fear for Candiace's tear ducts, and why "Hello Baby Gorgeous" is now Leslie's new tagline.Also, there's a little Halloween gift from last week's live show w/Jason Mantzoukas at the end of the episode.

Casey and Danielle traipsed themselves to the promise land of Salt Lake City, Utah.

Casey and Danielle are fresh off their trip to Mecca - Salt Lake - and still reeling with joy. They discuss their pilgrimage to Mormon country with the hilarious and deeply astute student of Housewives and creator of The Other Two, Chris Kelly. He has explosive observations about Lisa Rinna's camera angles, Lisa Barlow's husband and why he is not buying what the world is selling him on Mary M. Cosby. It's a jam-packed episode because we are in a Golden Era of Housewives Television!!!! Salads have been tossed in Potomac, Sarah Paulson has joined the cast of Salt Lake and we are only through part ONE of the Beverly Hills Reunion. PART ONE!!! What a time to be alive! Also, get your tickets for Casey and Danielle's LIVE FROM HOME SPOOKTACULAR- our annual Halloween Show coming up this Thursday October 21st at 5:30PST/8:30EST. Come in costume and send pics of it at the beginning of the show to win prizes any boots on the ground to our email: bootsonthegroundbs@gmail.com. GET TICKETS HERE: https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3725

Bryan Safi is back in Bitch Sesh's welcoming bosom, right where he belongs, to discuss the stunning Beverly Hills reunion trailer, Sarah Paulson's new starring role in Salt Lake and the drunken house-husband that puts all others to shame, G. Bryan also teaches Casey and Danielle about ghost trials, and you're not gonna want to miss ONE WORD of that.

Casey and Danielle are blessed and impressed to have the multi-hyphenate genius herself, Phoebe Robinson, on the pod to discuss her new hilarious book Please Don't Sit on my Bed in Your Outside Clothes and of course her love for the housewives. She gets into why she thinks Gizelle "gets it", her Sha-mazing take on Jen, and of course the importance of candle wick count. Plus Casey and Danielle reveal how one of their own got in a twitter tussle with Bethenny Frankel and came out triumphant.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT AND IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW KATHY HILTON WORE A LITERAL TABLECLOTH HOME FROM DINNER THIS WEEK ALTHO IT SHOULD BE!Buy tickets now to Bitch Sesh Live from Home: The 5th Annual Halloween Creep Show!Thursday, October 21st at 5:30PST/8:30ESTTicket Link: https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3725With Special guest Jason MantzoukasDress up in costume and join in the virtual costume parade and win a variety of shitty failed Housewives product line prizes!Or find ticket link in Casey and Danielle's instagram profiles! Do. It. Now. Or. Else.@caseyrosewilson@daniellecarolineschneider

Casey and Danielle are joined in the virtual nook by the writer/director extraordinaire of the new Cinderella movie, Kay Cannon! Kay is a fervent/borderline addictive fan of the franchise we all love/hate so much and she shares deep insights regarding Lisa Barlow's betrayal of Meredith, why Harry Hamlin is her Brad Pitt and why the editing of Karen Huger's "Surry Tourism Video" deserves an EGOT. Enjoy!

Casey and Danielle are joined this week by Zachary Sergi and boy is there a lot to discuss. Between PK’s rousing monologue that won us all back to the girth of Casey’s former lovers nethers- it’s a ride. The two minute preview of Salt Lake City has left everyone shaken to their cores and thrilled in their private parts. Enjoy!

Casey and Danielle forge ahead with the podcast despite their having separate terrifying run-ins with the wild. Nature has come a callin' and the gals want nothing to do with it. They are joined by the gorgeous and hilarious, Akilah Green, who brings with her a love of all things Dr. Wendy, a darker take on the fate of Juan and Robyn and how we can forget but not forgive certain housewives and embrace them again: i.e. Sutton! Order up a "No Apologies" cocktail and join us - or do as Kathy does which is not listen and fix your lipstick.

BFF of Bitch Sesh, June Diane Raphael sits down with Dr. Kate Grossman who answers questions surrounding the vaccine.

Casey and Danielle are off for August but ARE THEY?! With too much going on in the Housewives universe they get off their tight little a**es and dive in. Into the deep dark murky waters of Beverly Hills, the grimy sludge of New York and the delightfully cool springs of Potomac.