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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

212 Episodes

62 minutes | May 29, 2023
Flooring It w/ Ryan Blaney | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 187
This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura is here to talk to his guest bear, American professional stock car racer who competes full time in the NASCAR Cup Series driving the #12 Ford Mustang for Team Penske, Ryan Blaney! Tom learns about how Ryan got into pro racing, Ryan learns about Tom’s love of cars, and Ryan shares some hilarious Michael Jordan stories. Ryan shares the differences between the different skill levels of racing, racer Josh Williams who walked across the track in protest, touring routines, Talladega Nights, and how they hung out in Daytona at the Indy 500. They discuss the typical fitness level of a NASCAR driver, they talk about some of their favorite street legal cars, https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
157 minutes | May 22, 2023
Make Hollywood Fun Again w/ Kevin Smith | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 186
Go watch The Machine in theaters starting May 26th! Go to http://TheMachine.Movie to find showtimes near you.It’s 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear, cult classic director, producer and podcaster, Kevin Smith! The bears discuss the business of podcasting, how Kevin experimented with live shows, and The Machine. They talk about a new chapter of Hollywood, Ben Affleck, and Kevin opens up about his recent mental breakdown. They share insights about workaholism, family life overlapping with their work, pop tarts, doing cocaine on accident and heart attacks. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
78 minutes | May 15, 2023
The Dream Team w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 185
Go see Ryan Sickler's new standup comedy special "Lefty's Son" Available on YouTube now: https://youtu.be/AXGHgyr2MNA Get the Eazy E Sleep Mask here: https://store.ymhstudios.com/collections/newest-products/products/eazy-e-had-aids-sleepmask It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! They talk about how wild the stories on Sickler's patreon is, discuss sex parties and share their most embarrassing sports moments. They share wild stories of Larry Bird talking trash, the Dream Team, and OJ Simpson. They talk about famous athletes with AIDs, freak athletes, trade coach stories and discuss athletes who smoke and party. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
108 minutes | May 8, 2023
The Monarchy Sucks w/ Jim Jefferies | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 184
This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Jim Jefferies! They discuss serial killers, Australia, and a having a bad sense of smell. They discuss Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, Tom Holland and accents. They discuss Jim’s new TV show and try to see how well Bert would do on it. They discuss the Royal Family, the comedy terrorist, top tier American and foreign comedians, and Jimmy Carr’s attempted cancelation. They also discuss controversial current events, Jim’s comedy, Jim’s Dad and Australian legend Shane Warne. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
81 minutes | May 1, 2023
Women Have It Good w/ Yannis Pappas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 183
SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Yannis Pappas on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss the old times, speeding, homelessness, exclusivity and wait for things, their experiences in therapy, and how Yannis is cheating on his therapists, and very cool guys Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Woody Allen, and Bernie Madoff. Yannis also shares the story of how he got shot, and his experience recovering from it. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
83 minutes | Apr 24, 2023
Testosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
It’s another classic episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. Bert is trying to update his wardrobe, how much weight change affects looks, and if it has the potential to change a fat comedian’s act. Tom injects Bert with (doctor prescribed) testosterone, the discuss what tattoos they’re going to get on their newly ripped bodies, and how jacked some athletes used to be. They discuss plane crashes, health and longevity, https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
82 minutes | Apr 17, 2023
Crazy Ex-Girlfriends w/ Big Jay Oakerson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 181
We are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above or going here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Big Jay Oakerson! Go check out his new comedy special “Dog Belly” on YouTube right now! Tom and Jay talk about the chaotic Ari Shaffir, the shameless Bert Kreischer, and the confident Kevin Hart. They trade stories about TSA encounters, Jay shares stories about coming up with Kevin Hart, getting broken up with and getting caught cheating. They talk about standup comedy, writing, New Faces in Montreal, and the worst intros comedians have brought them on stage with. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
70 minutes | Apr 10, 2023
Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about touring in Latin America, men getting dressed, and how much Bert loves Testosterone. They talk about Fast and the Furious franchise, naming a standup special, The Machine movie. They reminisce about cutting each other’s hair and try to figure out if they’d get hair transplants. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
74 minutes | Apr 3, 2023
Bert’s Biggest Fears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 179
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, hanging with NFL players, and more! Plus, they watch a clip of Machine Gun Kelly confronting Sam Tripoli research patron saints for Tom to choose, and reveal some of their favorite comedians. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
83 minutes | Mar 27, 2023
Chrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets  Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
71 minutes | Mar 23, 2023
Bonus: Live from MGM Grand in Las Vegas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
This episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave was filmed in front of a live audience of MGM Rewards Members at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. It's a bonus episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave live on Saint Paddy's Day! We start with a dental update from Tom, Bert reveals his affinity for HBCU Cheerleading videos, and Bert expresses how no one can love Tom like Bert does. They discuss their testosterone usage, Taylor Lewan from Bussin' with the Boys invites Bert to Beer Olympics, and Bert talks about Ila jokes he had removed from his Netflix Special Razzle Dazzle. The bears discuss St. Paddy's Day, Bert wants to invest in homosexuality, and hygiene. The bears end with a Q & A. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
81 minutes | Mar 20, 2023
Losing Your Virginity w/ Adam Devine | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 177
Check out Adam and his buddies on their podcast “This Is Important” https://www.youtube.com/@ThisIsImportant Adam Devine joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura’s place for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Adam discuss Mardi Gras, losing their virginity, making movies, improvising, their career goals, working with Danny McBride, Zac Efron, and Pete Davidson, doing edibles and mushrooms, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
97 minutes | Mar 13, 2023
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
We got special guest bear David Cross guest-bearing with Tom Segura this week. Go Catch David on “The Worst Daddy In The World Tour” and get tickets at officialdavidcross.com They discuss how important it is to pick the person you bring on comedy tours with you so they can eat the leftovers you don’t like. They trade morning radio horror stories, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Walsh, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Tom discusses his cancelled Subway commercial campaign, improvising, how slow small towns are, and being not being ready to see animals being prepared for meals. They discuss touring, recording specials, hecklers https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
81 minutes | Mar 6, 2023
TikTok Fiasco w/ Howie Mandel | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 175
Sponsors:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.On this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Bert Kreischer is joined by Howie Mandel in Tom Segura’s place. They discuss Howie’s TikTok fiasco, watching yourself on TV, how Bert Orders takeout, Julius Caesar, their worst haircut stories, and more! Throughout, the two come up with jokes, and Bert wraps up the episode by running them by his wife LeeAnn. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
121 minutes | Feb 27, 2023
The Daily Stoic w/ Ryan Holiday | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 174
SPONSORS: - Head to https://ShipStation.com and use code: BEARS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Today, Ryan Holiday fills in as a guest bear! Ryan Holiday is the best-selling author of "Trust Me, I'm Lying", "The Obstacle is The Way", and other famous books. Tom and Ryan discuss the origins of philosophy, the four cardinal virtues, and their significance to obtaining, and maintaining, a prosperous lifestyle. They relive their days as struggling artists and share their mutual, yet individual experiences in becoming famous for their respective art. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
113 minutes | Feb 20, 2023
Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
Bert Kreischer is joined by Dana Carvey sitting in for Tom Segura on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Dana and Bert discuss Dana’s upbringing, his lesser known films, their mutual fear of flying, “Wayne’s World,” their health, Johnny Carson, luck and success, Winston Churchill and Hunter S. Thompson’s indulgent days and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
97 minutes | Feb 13, 2023
Sexual Athlete w/ Adriana Chechik | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 172
SPONSORS: -Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE: https://ZipRecruiter.com/BEARS. ZipRecruiter. The smartest way to hire. It’s a special episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and special guest cub, Adriana Chechik! Adriana tells us a little bit about her recent back injury at Twitch Con, some differences between her personal and professional sex life, and tips to prep for back action. The bears ask Adriana about BTS scenes on sites, Only Fans advice, her career as a stripper, how to prep for a DP and how to deal with newcomers. Adriana shares her opinion on blue pills, her time doing privates in Australia, and then getting caught up in customs for trafficking! Adriana shares what it’s like to date while working in the industry and we find out which bear Adriana would fall in love with. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
79 minutes | Feb 6, 2023
Bears Guide To Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171
SPONSORS:- Protect your family today with Fabric by Gerber Life. Apply today in just 10 minutes at https://meetfabric.com/BEARS. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/
92 minutes | Jan 30, 2023
You're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
This week, Tony Hawk joins Bert Kreischer as a guest bear! Bert starts the episode off by letting his daughters ask Tony questions, then Bert and Tony get into surfing, skate injuries, the relationship between comedy and skating, Tom’s basketball injury, the best old school skaters, Bert’s new movie “The Machine,” and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
93 minutes | Jan 23, 2023
Laugh Hard w/ Louis C.K. | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 169
Make sure to watch Louis CK’s live streamed standup comedy special from Madison Square Garden on 1/28 @ 7:30pm EST on https://louisck.com/ SPONSORS: - Get $15 off your first month’s subscription plus FREE shipping on EVERY order by going to https://Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code BEARS. It’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave and Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Louis CK! They discuss growing up, faith, and David Goggins. They trade their views on living and dying, testing amusement park rides, and old commercials and TV shows. Bert educates Louis on quicksand content, Louis recalls making Patrice O’Neal and David Letterman laugh, and Bert asks when Louis changed his comedy style. Louis talks about his fall from the peak and live streaming his next comedy special from MSG on his website.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/
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