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A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.

Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole.

I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.

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