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We're back together again! After nearly 3 years since our last live episode, the gang joins listeners from across the country LIVE at the Loews Hotel in Santa Monica! All 5 of The Loons made the trip, as well as guest celebrity co-host Adam Rippon! Plus more VIPs, shocking moments and surprises galore!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our most talented listeners compete to win a major prize package and in true Straight Talker style, "talent" is in the brown eye of the beholder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross shares his latest shameful habits with the family, plus we have a winner for the Wedding Outfit Giveaway and Ross surprises Nikki and Malone with the help of his Private Dick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross and Malone team up (and share a mic) to give you all the deets for our LIVE LIVE LIVE podcast taping at the Loews Hotel in Santa Monica on Saturday, June 18! Save the date, book your trip and hop in your kayak ASAP, cuz we can't wait to see you LIVE LIVE LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're doing a live show!!! Sat, June 18 in Santa Monica, CA. Save the date! Deets to come! Plus, Ross thinks he should be The Queen, Nikki and Malone try to figure out what a "Waffle Stomp" is and all three of the cohosts think they named Diane. And the family makes an important announcement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross & the gang discuss ALL the wedding details with special guest, Dr. Husband Baby Doll Gentleman Caller! Plus, Ross surprises the co-hosts with another mystery guest who has a strange connection to Ross. Can they figure it out? Plus, Malone didn't get diarrhea, but he did hook up three times (including his taxi driver)! You don't wanna miss this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s official! Ross and Dr. Husband are married!!! Listen to the gang discuss the deets before they left for the ceremony! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The drama unfolds as Ross confronts Malone for not showing up to his own 60th birthday party at Ross' house! Ohhh, gurl... you don't wanna miss this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross bravely discusses being face to face with Guy Fieri in the midst of their legal disputes. Plus Dr. Gentleman Fiancé makes a list of careers he thinks Ross would be good at and Ross interviews a special guest who blows our minds with tales of her extraordinary career! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross & Malone have very different experiences with Nature. Plus we play not one, but TWO classic games and we have an exclusive offer just for Straight Talk listeners & the great debate about what to wear at Ross’ wedding.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You voted and the results are in! Join your Straight Talk favorites for an historic night as the awards are given out for the very best moments, guests and songs of the year. Plus, Straight Talk icons, updates from abroad and the Country Baby Homemade In Cleveland I Don't Think So Lifetime Achievement Award is given to Arleen Cohen Keller Williams.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, it happened. Malone went on the morning news in Washington, DC and talked about #FlowerGate. Did he stick to the script Ross wrote for him? And what did he say when they asked what Ross is really like? Trust us - you wanna hear this.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's no more Mr. Nice Guy as Ross puts on his Shrewd Negotiator Hat for a meeting with the producer of Good Morning Washington. Why? To dictate the terms of Malone appearing on the news to discuss Flower Gate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The drama surrounding the the STWR cohosts and Ross’ wedding continues as the news networks are still trying to get the scoop. Plus, Ross & the gang read Florida lawmakers for filth, Pam comes in handy & there’s nary a Loon in sight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our lil’ show is making national headlines & it’s tearing the cohosts apart. Plus Ross might just be an accomplice to a crime and he also might just be hot & butch at the town dump.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross and Malone fight about one of the most important roles at Ross' wedding. Plus, Jackie Beat is stealing your money and refusing to face reality. Plus, Ross and Dr. Gentleman Caller Fiance are new home owners on the East Coast! And so much more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross and Malone fight over a painting. Plus Ross sends CJay a gift for watching his dogs, but the crew can't figure out what it is. Plus Cookie Olaphante debutts a brand new song and Ross interviews the designer of all his Rupaul's Drag Race outfits this season!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross does something he NEVER thought he’d do. Plus STWR icon Tater Tot my graces us with her brown eye and some breaking news that shakes us to our core.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A listener calls in with a Brown Eye Witness New report that is unmatched! Plus, Ross gets a new theme song for his real estate business and presents evidence for his court case surrounding a 10 year old who stole his apple.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ross is sick, but don’t worry. Plus, there’s a major OnlyFarts.com update, a message from Chardonnay Kwan and Ross works on lyrics for Cookie’s newest song.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices