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I’m already sneaky, we can’t both be on some sneaky shit! We’re keeping it short, sweet, and straight to the point this week - just like when you pull out your vibrator for a quick sesh. This week Sofia is solo dolo talking about ALL the important things in the world. Like the new iPhone update where you will now be able to unsend AND edit iMessages. All my shady Sloots stand up! It’s our time to shine! All my wholesome Sloots, I hope your partner is as wholesome as you because the dark days are HERE. Clearly Apple just lives for the drama because there are MANY other useful things they could’ve included in this update, but they chose violence instead. Speaking of unsending messages, Sofia gives her stance on guys who unsend DM’s on Instagram after they’ve been curved. GUYS: stand your ground! You never know when the relationship she’s in might end and she’ll be returning your message only a few months later! Finally, we have a very Slooty (but necessary) Sloot University today: HOW TO MANAGE A SNEAKY LINK. Sofia is giving the FULL guidebook on how to manage your sneaky links expectations, hours of operation, social media rules, and so much more. If only Cassie and Nate could’ve followed these guidelines, maybe they wouldn’t be public enemy number one! Sloots, we’re all for health and wellness around here, but sometimes we just have to get into the nitty gritty. It’s all about balance.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s a full house this week Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Sloot Media members Alex and Kiana! It’s rare to have this much of the band in one place (and in a stable mindset), so it was only right to do an honorary episode. This week we are getting a VERY inside look at the inner workings of Sloot Media. From how Sofia and Kiana’s secret love affair began (thanks to our very own Milfhunter/Ghostwriter), to how the Sloot team came to be, and some VERY honest opinions from Alex and Kiana about their boss - some of which takes her breath away live on air (and not necessarily in a good way). Aside from bursting Sofia’s bubble, the girls also take time to give their (maybe controversial) opinions on the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial. Finally, for our most philosophical Sloot University yet, these three geniuses discuss how to TRULY live a happy life - even if that means being living in complete delusions of grandeur. Hey, we do what we gotta do to survive right? If you ever wanted to know what goes on behind closed doors at the Sloot offices, look no further and DEFINITELY brace yourselves.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you love the juicy stories you get right here from Sofia, check out Deux U for the juiciest celeb stories of the week.  Deux U is a weekly podcast from the anonymous creator of the pop culture and entertainment news Instagram account @deuxmoi. On every episode, “Deux" - along with insiders and expert guests - shares exclusive details on the hottest celeb stories that haven’t been revealed on Instagram. Thank you both - let me know if you have any questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

She said Ye can we get married at the malllll? He said no, but he WILL be your New Years kiss. Well maybe not you, but definitely Aliza’s. Today Sofia is joined by internet sensation Aliza who gained overnight fame from her infamous No Jumper interview in 2021. Yes, THAT interview - you know the one. Aliza joined Sofia in New York City to give us ALL the tea on our favorite rappers and athletes. With both Kanye West AND Drake having her number blocked, you can only IMAGINE what else Aliza is about to spill…like that time Trey Songz peed on her. With Sofia enamored (jealous) by Aliza’s reality show-esque lifestyle, not only are we told never-before-heard stories, but we were also graced with a special guidebook on how you too can make some memories that you DEFINITELY won’t want your kids to know about. This weeks Sloot University Aliza puts her Slooty school girl outfit on and gives us the lowdown on everything you need to know. From how to get flown out, which cities are best for meeting up with celebrities, ways to ensure your safety, and even some of Aliza’s own personal horror stories so that you can learn from them. Finally, Aliza tells us about her life-threatening experience with a botched BBL surgery and gives a special PSA about cosmetic surgery to all the Sloots. If you thought Sofia is the girl you should be weary about bringing home to your parents, we may have found a Sloot to one up her.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Away: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA Sunday Scaries: http://www.sundayscaries.com promo code SOFIA for 25% off Pepper: http://www.wearpepper.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Reunited once again, Sofia is joined by her bestie for the restie FABBY F BABY! It’s been a while since Fabby has graced the Sloot airwaves so there is TONS to catch up on, especially being that Fabby is now living in New York City! How lucky is the Big Apple to be infiltrated by Utah’s finest? Today Fabby takes us on her latest journey from Las Vegas to NYC filling us in on ALL the trials and tribulations occurring along the way - including a story about an unhinged roommate and secret nanny cams… In more important news, the girls come to the conclusion that New York City MAY be the best place to find your future husband (while also unpacking Sofia’s peeping tom fetish…which is only a tad concerning). Of course we can’t talk about the glory of living in the best city in the world without discussing the harsh realities that come with it. With a second recession well underway Sofia and Fabby unpack some not-so-ideal childhood memories that actually helped shape them financially, followed by tips for the Sloots to help prepare for this rough time ahead of us. Since it IS 2022, we can’t talk about finances without also talking about the bane of our existence: CRYPTO. Sloots, we know you pretend to care about it when that cute guy is babbling on and on, AT LEAST listen to our very own Fabby’s tragic crypto experience. NFT, Bitcoin, Bathing Ape, ETH, - we don’t fucking get it either. Finally, Sofia tells Fabby about a slightly creepy instagram page that your boyfriend more than likely already knows about, and one you NEED to know about. Yeah, there’s more that can be put in this description but I’m pretty sure you don’t wanna read anymore, just tune the fuck in Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for free Freshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA  AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST to save 20% on AZO vaginal health products OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME… Seriously. How proud is your partner to be with you? Are you their dirty little secret (shout out All American Rejects) or do they scream your name from the rooftops? Sloots, today Sofia is helping you figure out whether or not you are being POCKETED. You probably already know the answer to this, but sometimes you need someone to lay it all out for you - and that’s what Sloot University is for. Heading into this holiday weekend Sofia is doing A LOT. In light of her going on yet another tropical vacation (because her life is so hard), she vents about her gripes with the OVERLY organized community, specifically the ones on TikTok. You know the ones who are fully packed 3 days in advance for their trip with every moment of their itinerary planned out before they even arrive at the airport? Those people. Naturally, because she’s making fun of a group of people, it’s only right she made fun of herself. Sofia decided to find some of the best negative reviews about herself and read them for you all to enjoy. Staying humble is key! Finally, Sofia gives us the lowdown on EVERYTHING that went down during the recent Nelk Boys prank featuring Sofia (and the Sloot Media team). If you haven’t seen it yet, RUN don’t walk to Youtube. It’s some real wedding crasher shit people. Sloots, sit back and relax - because there’s nothing more relaxing than listening to someone whose life is more of a train wreck than yours.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md for a discounted price FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for free AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I wish nothing but the best...for youuuuuuu *in Sofia's best Adele voice* Today is the big day Sloots. Well, every Thursday is a big day for us, but this one is MAJOR. Today Sofia is coming clean. We’re getting the FULL breakdown of Sofia’s break up. We know this has been a hot topic for quite some time now, surrounded by a lot of speculation - but you're FINALLY about to hear it from the horse's mouth...excuse me, Sloots mouth. Aside from the big news and juicy details you all have been dying for, Sofia also has a RIDICULOUS story about encountering ANOTHER ex in a way that would only happen to her...No seriously, if this situation didn't prove that we're living in a simulation, we don't know what will. Elon Musk, knock it the fuck off. Sofia also tells us about how she flew in Mother Sloot (because what else are you supposed to do when you're going through a breakup?), and not only did her mom come immediately - but also proceeded to kick her while she was down....Lola, you're a real one for that because sometimes you just NEED to hear it. Finally, Sofia tells us why in gods name was she dressed up as a stripper in front of "Rudy Giuliani". Whew, that was a mouthful and what a life Sofia lives...good thing we get to listen for pure entertainment! Listen with open arms, ears, and mouths Sloots - this one is a doozy.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Osea: http://www.oseamalibu.com use promo code SOFIA for 10% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Before getting into today’s AMAZING guest, Sofia gives a VERY important PSA regarding the potential overturning of Roe V. Wade. To be a Sloot is to be ENTIRELY about female empowerment, so you KNOW Sofia had some words to say about this public health crisis…and you ABSOLUTELY should too! Today Sofia is joined by entrepreneur and health and wellness GURU Mari Llewellen! In this episode Mari brings us into her world by explaining her journey starting from the VERY beginning to present day. Mari explains to Sofia step by step not only what it took to lose 100lbs SAFELY, but how she’s maintained her new lifestyle throughout life’s ups and downs. Mari then gets EXTREMELY vulnerable explaining what made her change her entire life around while also providing health and fitness tips for the Sloots. Together Sofia and Mari also unpack the stigma’s around mental health, more specifically with Mari educating us about her experience with Borderline Personality Disorder. Though this episode does not include a story about Sofia getting arrested or swinging from the Empire State Building, these two ladies are covering some REAL shit that sometimes we just need to hear. So come on Sloots: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get those sit ups righttt in…at your own pace of course! You got this. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with That will be the sign you read as you enter the colony that Sofia and her friends are raising their kids on. No father in sight? No problem! Kidding (kind of). This week Sofia is joined by long time friend Ali Azemar! Together the two unpack the RIDICULOUS societal pressures surrounding women turning the big 3-0. What ever happened to thirty, flirty, and thriving? With Ali just turning the corner and Sofia’s birthday coming up in July, the girls express both their concerns and excitement about this new era they’re entering. From dealing with men who think you want to get married off the bat, to the idea of freezing your eggs sooner than later - the girls cover it ALL. But don’t fret! There are WAY more positives than negatives (like actually having money in your 30’s!) Next, Ali takes us on her unconventional journey that led her to where she is today as a product developer for a men and women’s healthcare company. She gives us ALL the tips and tricks to help us not only secure an interview, but land the job too! …And she may have told us some horror stories of what NOT to do as well. Finally, Ali exposes Sofia’s self proclaimed “worst trait about herself”. Sofia says these claims are blasphemous but we know by now to take her opinion with a grain of salt, right?  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  The Pill Club: http://heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control  Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If giving head was a college she’d be summa cum laude! SLOOTS, she’s back. Reporting from Sofia’s FAVORITE place on earth, Los Angeles! Before we get into the good stuff, Sofia breaks down and gives her VERY unsolicited opinion on Coachella and more importantly, Revolve Festival (aka Fyre Festival 2.0) - this opinion MAY be slightly biased considering Sofia was NOT invited…but that’s besides the point! Next (in typical Sofia fashion) she spends time COMPLETELY contradicting herself by telling us about her new found morning meditation routine. Don’t worry, she hasn’t COMPLETELY changed on us nor is she saying her life is that of a stable person, it’s just not falling apart entirely anymore (thanks to these tips). Lastly, we cover one of our (least) FAVORITE past times: the art of blowjobs. No, we’re not re-teaching the Gluck Gluck. That’s old news. Tune in to hear why pleasing your partner is not only imperative for your relationship, but good for the mind, throat, body, and soul. Open wide Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Osea: http://www.oseamalibue.com and use code SOFIA to get 10% off your first order Away Travel: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA for your 100 day trial Flex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA  Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Second chances they don’t ever matter people never change! UNLESS you’re Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don’t fall directly in the “piece of shit” category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex Franco! Yes, everyone's FAVORITE e-girl is BACK! Together the two catch up on each other's lives discussing Sofia’s most recent vaginal crisis (STD free though!) and much like Jenny from the Block, Alex’s rekindled flame with her ex. Since love (or some other odor) seems to be in the air, Sofia felt it was appropriate to dive into the PAINFUL discussion of THEM vs. THE IDEA of them in today's Sloot University. I know it hurts Sloots, but it needs to be discussed. We know you envision a life of romance and 401K’s with Brad, but you need to open your eyes to your current reality, which is someone who punches walls when he gets “mad” and crusty sheets and cum towels that haven’t been washed since you last did it for him 3 months ago. Sometimes it’s better to rip the bandaid off now. But you know what they say, if you love something, set them free. If it comes back it’s yours - even if it's 18 years and three husbands later!  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md/ for special discounted price Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“It’s not my fault he’s like in love with me or something!” - John to Sofia after he made out with her boyfriend YES SLOOTS…Our king is BACK. 53 episodes later John Like the Bible has returned from war…and by war we mean the one he recently conquered with “Lisa”, Bitcoin, and the metaverse. More on that later. This week Sofia brings us up to date on ALL things John including his ~thriving~ love life, career, AND skateboarding skills. Promise it’s FAR more interesting than it sounds. The duo also dives into some interesting topics such as the “gay best friend” controversy, AND a fun game of “What Kind of Gay Are You?” (PS: If you’re a Lana gay we are JUDGING you - kidding…kinda). Finally, instead of Raya, John has a NEW dating app (website?) for us that is by far the WILDEST shit we have ever stumbled across. Just know going forward: no Macy’s bathroom is safe.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Freshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA  Dadgrass: http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get in Sloots, we’re self-accepting Sloots, we are FINALLY getting Sofia to ourselves again this week. So you know what that means: clear your schedule for your weekly dose of debauchery and shenanigans.  In the past 7 days, Sofia has managed to embarrass herself in front of the ENTIRE West Village impersonating Neil Armstrong AND was (almost) forcefully removed from her apartment building. Some may call it trouble in paradise, we just call it another day in the office. More importantly, for today's Sloot University we talk about a VERY necessary concept: FUCK SELF-HELP. Yes, you read that right. Throw out the books, unfollow that matcha-drinking, journaling girl on Tik-Tok, and PLEASE do not blow your paycheck at Sephora in the name of “retail therapy”. It’s NOT worth it. The real “self-improvement” begins when you SELF-ACCEPT, not when you throw out all your club clothes in place of the Lululemon BBL jacket. Think about it Sloots, actually don’t think - listen to this episode. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WE JUST WANNA DO CRAZY SHIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS Drum roll please…Our favorite Sloot-by-association has returned for a SURPRISE back-to-back episode! Sofia is joined by Stella Barey aka The Anal Princess yet again for an even WILDER episode than last. This week Sofia asks Stella for all ALL of the dirty details regarding well…EVERYTHING your dirty mind can think of. When we say this week is DIRTY, it’s a fucking understatement. Prepare to have your mind blown with the different tips, tricks, and kinks you probably haven’t even heard of yet…and TBH, some you may never want to hear again after this episode. Gynecologist and daddy daughter kinks, golden showers, and even scat play (don’t look it up) - Sloots, we cover it ALL. Together the girls also discuss their relationships with their parents and their jobs since they MAY be considered “less than admirable” by society, AND how you can learn how to orgasm EIGHT times in a row (good luck walking afterwards though). Finally, Stella leaves us with a story about an exclusive topless LA hotel where she left with multiple orgasms, AND gummy bears up her asshole. If we never had to give you a parental advisory before, this is the episode that needs it. Put your headphones in because you may be kicked out if they hear this.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Green Chef: http://www.greenchef.com/SOFIA130 Fit On: Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for FREE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I think I just fell in love with a porn star…turn the camera on, she a born star! SLOOTS, gather around, we have a VERY special guest this week! Today Sofia is joined by Stella Barely aka The Anal Princess. Stella is a top 0.01% creator on Only Fans, a VIRAL sensation on Tik Tok, and a TRUE Sloot. Together the ladies cover A LOT of questionable but expected topics such as: narcissistic fathers, fucking men from homeless shelters, LA’s members only sex parties, and the realization of how many true geniuses work in the porn industry. Next, Stella lets us in on her upbringing by telling us about her history at NYU and UCLA, and about the time her dad bribed her with an unlimited AMEX card so she wouldn’t tell her mom he was cheating. Of course, we get to the good stuff as well. Like her namesake, Stella tells us about her FIRST anal experience and also gives us tips on how we can accept back door deliveries MUCH easier. Lastly, Sofia and Stella discuss making at home videos and how the hottest nude is the one we probably hate the most…raw and uncut. That goes for dicks we prefer too. Get comfy Sloots, there’s A LOT to take in here - and you never know, you may be hearing from The Anal Princess again VERY soon.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Flex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADEEE OF YES! You heard it right! Sofia is BACK in the city so nice they named it twice…NEW YORK…NEW YORKKK *Frank Sinatra voice* This is a BIG deal…because well, IFYKYK. She barely made it there - but if she can make it there, she can make it anywhere, right? Okay we’re done with corny references, just had to get it out the system. This episode is an EXCITING one. Tune in to hear Sofia take you along her first few days back in New York City. Listen as she takes you through her luxurious new building, and the not-so-luxurious maggots she brought with her (a very traumatic experience for all parties involved). Next, Sofia lets us in on some ground breaking technological advances that literally EVERYONE else in the world knew about besides her. And in true Sofia fashion, the way she learned about this technology was NOTHING short of chaotic. You know how at 3 AM you think back to that REALLY embarrassing thing you did in 2012 and want to die? This is definitely gonna be one of those for Sofia. Finally, we have a not-so-appropriate Sloot University lesson on one of TikTok’s favorite buzzwords: LOVE BOMBING. We know the signs, we know how this is gonna end…but can we have some fun? Like is it THAT bad to be told that you’re someone's sun moon and stars only 36 hours after meeting them? Probably…but let’s use it to our advantage Sloots.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Ro Derm: http://www.roderm.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a final farewell episode from the Utah home base, Sofia is joined by the people who know her best…Mother and Brother Sloot! Shockingly, all parties were able to make it through this recording with MINIMAL tears shed. Though this episode had every intention of being sentimental, leave it to Sofia’s family to make it fucking CHAOTIC. Together, Drapers Finest discusses Lola’s newfound mental clarity (thanks to a witch doctor?), Sofia’s fugitive status and how it’s actively ruining her life, and the MANY times Lola’s children have nearly sent her into cardiac arrest. We also felt it would be a good exercise for Sofia’s family to go through the men she’s dated and give their HONEST opinion…and to answer what you’re already thinking: YES, we talk about him too. SO much is covered in this episode like Lola’s nudes and Lucas’ take on modern maternity wear? A lot is going on, so gather round Sloots, we’re having a family dinner tonight.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It isn’t sex…it’s the next best thing! Sleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say…per usual. Have you ever woken up next to a male creature before and felt *something* poking you ever so slightly in the bum? Us too…well Sofia had a revelation about that this week which may make you hate your significant other. Sorry. Next, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Simon Leviev aka THE TINDER SWINDLER (PS…PLEASE check your DM’s sir, we are ready and willing). Sofia discusses her opinion on the swindler and the swindled and that one time she paid a guys phone bill (extremely embarrassing please respect our privacy at this time. Finally, we have a very necessary Sloot University on one of America’s favorite past times…SEXTING! We give you the ins and outs, ways to spice up the most bland sext, AND if you’re as lazy as Sofia, a generated sext-bot that can come up with some spicy things for you on the spot. If you’re listening to this with virgin ears around you, turn this shit UP because it’s time for them to learn a thang or two (if they’re above 18 of course!) Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Dadgrass: http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA for 20% off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Runaway fast as youuuu can…seriously Welcome back Slooties! Not to be a hater of love and all things happy, but this week we focus on some of the perks of Valentine's Day ENDING. Don’t lie, you know you’re happy that shit is over too. Next, Sofia unpacks the wild world that is Keeping up with the Kardashians…and Kanye West. We unpack it from a micro level and discuss how dangerous the behavior we’re seeing truly is. Which leads us gracefully into this week's Sloot University which hones in on the MANY various types of abuse, and how it’s not always what you see in the movies. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sloots - just because he says it, it doesn’t mean he really loves you. We learn behaviors to watch out for and how to really look certain things in the eye, no matter how much it hurts.  TW: Domestic violence and abusive behavior National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Native Deodorant: http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first order Bloom Nu: http://www.bloomnu.com/SOFIA for 15% off your purchase today! Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This just in: being canceled is the new blue checkmark! Home is where the heart is, and that’s why Sofia is FINALLY coming at you live from her home base AKA Lola’s house in Utah. Well, for half of the episode at least. Today Sofia is joined by podcasting royalty, Claudia Oshrey of The Morning Toast. Cheers to that! Get? Anyway, together, the two talk about some hard-hitting issues in the world…like how chaotic this season of RHOSLC has been. Get ready for a deep psychoanalysis of ALL of the housewives (when in reality Sofia should probably be doing this on herself). Next, the two shamefully discuss the times they were both canceled, how your embarrassing moment on social media WILL pass, and Claudia’s stint on Say Yes To The Dress. The two also give top tier advice on the reality of being an influencer and content creator, and trust…not all that glitters is gold Sloots. I know, sounds superficial but it’s real. Of course, even though we have a special guest, Sofia needed to talk about herself. She takes us along her NYC trip that she just returned from and explains how it turned into a 3-week bender filled with fireball, Pete Davidson, and a “girl” named Molly. It really never ends with Sofia, but that’s why you’re all still here right? Talk soon Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA  The Flex Company: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA  Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices