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“The Radio is the most important thing on Earth. Anyone who is doing it is very important as well.” - Unknown   What a long, strange trip it’s been. The shining stars of Apple City now find themselves in a bizarre, featureless world with no idea of how they got there or what they’ll do next. What happened on that fateful Topic Tuesday, they may never know for certain. And really, whatever it was that swallowed up the city, or whoever was responsible for certain people not making it out in one piece, etc. really doesn’t matter. The past is the past. Instead, our heroes look ahead to the future; its infinite possibilities, including anything from having a small local radio show that does topics on Wednesdays, to having a medium local radio show that does topics on Thursdays, stretch out in front of them. So say goodbye to your many ex-wives, hop in your convertible, get your malty, sticky hands all over that steering wheel, and try to find the WYKS boys on that dial. Wherever they are, it’s time for one last Good Morning, Good Morning.

Down, set, hut hut...hut hut...hey, that gory lizard monster just walked off with my football! It’s another Topic Tuesday in the quiet little town of Apple City, where everything is mostly fine as long as you’re safely inside a secure building with enough food, water, and ammunition to last through the night. But there is still hope, as the boys have been in touch with the reclusive President of Radio, a mysterious figure so powerful he has been said to have plucked the very radio waves themselves down from space. Will he pick up the phone and save our heroes in the nick of time? What will become of the Apple City Gazette? Where in the hell did DB get all those nudie posters? The answers to all these questions and more on what could possibly be the very (next to) last Good Morning, Good Morning!  

Video killed the radio star...but don’t worry, the Good Morning, Good Morning guys are still safe and sound. Well, they’re sound anyway. The sound on the radio, that is. On today’s Topic Tuesday, the boys get into the idea of hopping across mediums to the ol’ boob tube. Hey, hopping across mediums, sounds like me in the laundromat! Plus, an incredible segment that’ll have you wondering, “What in the HELL were the other segments supposed to be?!” If this were ten pin bowling, this episode would be a strike, but if it was baseball it would be a home run -- that’s just two sports you can watch over on television, which again as I said before is the topic for today’s Topic Tuesday. Boy, I sure hope we get some calls too. Now if that’s not a Good Morning, Good Morning, I don’t know what is. And I probably never will! 

Laughter in the air, balloons and streamers, delicious confections, and 1st place winners as far as the eye can see...You must be thinking, “Ah the local fair! Such fond memories do I have of that place as a youth. Oh but to once again find myself dallying amongst the many shoppes and stands.” BZZT. Wrongo! It’s the WYKS Jesse Farrar Studio that’s so full of mirth and glee on this fine day. Also, DB does go to the fair in this one so...partial credit! Our fearless co-hosts have, at long last, had a meeting of the minds, but is it too late to save the town (or whatever they’re supposed to be doing?) Will our friends The Nice Callers save the town (which I think they were maybe supposed to do)? Or will it be left up to our generation’s Sonny and Cher to save the town (not sure which one is which)? Perhaps it’s up to you, the listener, to save us all, so pick up the HeadPods, plug in the PlugPods and get ready to have one hell of a foreshadowy Good Morning, Good Morning!

The mattress mambo, the beast with two backs, the classic thing parents are getting into when they close the door and turn on 90s R&B for approximately 12 solid but unspectacular minutes. Let’s talk about sex, baby! And who better to do it than the hosts of the WYKS flagship relationship advice program, Good Morning, Good Morning? Trick question! It doesn’t matter if someone could do it better because we already did it! And now the topic is forbidden to all other shows forevermore. But before then, we’ve got a great show featuring some friendly callers who called in of their own accord completely, the debut of a new number one “smash” hit, and a little trouble in paradise. Plus, a visit across town to see how the radio amateurs at one of our competitor stations do business (HINT: very amateurly!) Lock the door and turn on your one kind of sexy lamp in the corner, cause we’ve got some afternoon delight in the AM on today’s Good Morning, Good Morning!

Where do we come from, why are we here, where do we go when we die? Hey as long as they’ve got WYKS on the radio, I couldn’t care less! Turn that knob up to one or two million and rip it off the dang dial! If it’s Tuesday, it’s time for topics, and it is Tuesday as well, so that means it’s Topic Time, and this week the Good Morning, Good Morning crew is tackling something very important to some people for some reason: Spirituality. Hey don’t be scared, we’re not talking about that kind of spirit! And don’t get drunk, cause it’s not that one either! It’s time to talk about the great Sunday morning tradition of waking up very early and going to someone else’s great big house to sing. But since that’s kind of a snooze, we’re also cranking it up several notches with phone calls from some all new freaks and geeks, a groovy new tuneski, and a “sweet treat” discussion that really heats things up. Listen now, while you’re on this mortal coil! It’s another Good Morning, Good Morning, only on WYKS!

An apple a day may keep the teacher away, but so far there’s nothing that’ll keep WYKS from beaming that big, beautiful signal out into the world known as Good Morning, Good Morning. It’s another Topic Tuesday down in Apple City, and the Jesse Farrar Studio Crew is metaphorically dropping their pencils at 6am: That’s right, they’re slugging back some early morning brews in an Hour of Power for the ages. Plus, we’ve got phone calls from some of Apple City’s best and brightest, a WYKS World Premiere that’s a certified Toe-Tapper(TM) and an interesting new development for our favorite DJs. Best of all, no homework! That’s what I call a Good Morning!

Well well well well well, it's yet another topic tuesday in Apple City, and two of the guys (DB and Shitboy) are really giving the business to the third guy (Jesse). They also have the old weatherman Bobby Citrus (Carl Tart) on for a free weather report. This isn't my passion, doing these descriptions. I used to be something. 

Well well well, it's another shitting topic Tuesday in Apple City, and for the first time ever, we are discussing a topic which exists within the name of our city, in the form of an example, it's FOOD! DB does a bit of cooking, and some sound dropping, and the other two fellas just talk and do whatever they usually do. A different guy wrote the description this week.

Apple City may seem like the perfect town, but deep within its rotting core you will find the decaying worms of corruption, deceit, and yes, even the dastardly condition known as crime. Our home may in fact be our little slice of paradise, but to others it simply seems to be a pair of dice, the famous crime symbol. On today’s Topic Tuesday, the Good Morning, Good Morning Investigative I-Team tells you who to trust (no one) and how you can help get our once fair city out of the gutter (you can’t). Plus: Stump the Shitboy, a few phone calls from some of the exact type of people we were talking about earlier, and a new hit single already rocketing up the Apple City Top 500! Hey, we are a radio station, you know! 

It’s a new day in Apple City, and our selfless hosts are using their massive Topic Tuesday platform to spread the word: It’s Important To Have Health. But how much is too much? And where do we get it? Special guest Morris Phillip dials up the Good Morning, Good Morning Healthline to edutain the masses on this controversial -- but very dull -- topic. Plus, headlines ripped straight from the Apple City Gazette, calls from the concerned (possibly confused) citizenry of AC, and another certified slapper from Binkel & Dodi. It’s always a good morning when you’re with the WYKS crew...why not make it a Good Morning, Good Morning?

Live from Apple City...It’s Good Morning, Good Morning!! WYKS’s celebrated drive-time news program kicks off a brand new era in local broadcasting, as the team of venerated host Jesse Farrar and the old call screener guy add cross-town rivals Chris “Shitboy” James and Mike “DB” Hale to the already quite capable studio. On today’s show, the hosts are joined by Lil Nicky Wiger to discuss the amazing world of computer games. Plus, breaking news from the Apple City Gazette, calls from some of WYKS’s finest listeners, and brand new music from the hottest local artists! Now that’s one Good Morning!

Across the nation, local radio stations are shrinking budgets and closing up shop. Sadly, the ripe little town of Apple City is no exception. Following the overnight demolition of the WPNS tower, irreverent shock jocks Mike “DB” Hale and Chris “Shitboy” James have been drafted to their one-time competitor WYKS to fill out the roster of the station’s flagship program, Good Morning, Good Morning. But with respected industry veteran and all-time normal guy Jesse Farrar helming the studio, this new show is going to take a little more adjustment than just turning a dial.